How to Survive a Week in Tahiti

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Yes you read that right, the Jensen family trip required surviving. We googled a number of things that would have been helpful to know before we came to the beautiful French Polynesian Islands, as well as came up with things people should know.

These were all the things we googled:

  • What is Menoi Oil? We noticed as we walked into our hut above the water that in the bathroom there was a bottle of Menoi oil. Turns out it is basically like a lotion and also helps with frizzy hair!
  • Ways to Cook your Eggs. It didn't take us long to discover that Tahitians undercook everything! We had to find the most thoroughly cooked egg style and ask for that, and it was still a raw egg! This trend was the same with all the fish and red meat too - everything was raw!
  • Linguletti Pasta It's basically Fettucini.
  • Why does the weather say thunderstorm and there is no thunderstorm? There isn't an answer for this on the internet, FYI. Basically the weather kept saying it was having thunderstorms, and there was not a cloud in the sky. We got lots of sun. LOTS (By the end of the trip we were french fries).
  • Uses of Coconut Milk. It seemed that Coconut Milk was used a lot, and we saw a random pitcher of coconut milk on the breakfast table so we had to find out why it was there. Nate ended up adding it to his mango juice to make a "mango pina colada".
  • LDS Church on Taha'a. We found a Mormon church on the island. We couldn't understand anything they were saying, but there was a Missionary there who spoke English, and the people were so warm and friendly to us.
  • What does a Pearl Farm Look like? Pearls are big in Tahiti, but the don't look like what you would think they would look like.
  • How long is the flight from Tahiti to LAX?  By the end of the week, we were really dreading that red-eye flight more than our red sunburns. The flight is 8 hours and 10 minutes by the way. Too long, if you ask me. Our flight left at midnight from Tahiti so we were exhausted by the time we got home. I might have slept that whole day. 



Some other Thoughts on Tahiti:

The "Chicken Supreme" is in fact nothing supreme, but the size of a hot dog.
The Sun is at its strongest there, and Nate and I got FRIED. Despite trying to stay in the shade and apply loads of sunscreen, this did nothing because the sun won that fight. And its humid. My hair was double the size that it normally is, approaching afro.
The fish are beautiful, and when we would climb into the water off the porch of our cabana, there would often be stingrays swimming around with us. (The first picture in this post was from a snorkeling trip)
The little airplanes that you island hop in fit about 20 people and make you thing you are going to die if a slight breeze decides to blow.
Dear Boat Driver, did you know your boat will go faster than 5mph?
Even if you don't want to swim with sharks, you probably will. We were snorkeling and all of the sudden we looked over and a huge shark was right there next to us.
Bug spray is a must. You think you can hide from the mosquitos, but you can't. Take my word for it.

This week we had a challenge against Tahiti, and let me tell you, TAHITI WON. But we had the best time there and it really was so amazing.
This picture was taken on our Catamaran trip. As you can see, most of us were covered in towels because we were all SO sunburned!


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